An idiot? They took one look at the mileage on the first car and they said that these cars were all knackered. My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. BRUCE If you always take it on the chin and wear it, Upon the blackboard is written the alphabet. You'll never again be subject to abuse for your immense caboose. Past Matilda. Matilda, isn't it? Not a detail of my throw was adjusted or forgotten. Yes, wonderful. The moved into a beautiful old house at the edge of town, and in the evenings, they would walk and take the air. And then, my great, big, beautiful chocolate-y burp, which now seemed to have a mind of its own, wafted full into the face of the Trunchbull! Above average is average. An extraordinary girl with a sharp mind and a vivid imagination takes a daring stand to change her story with miraculous results. Now, here's a tip: Mind? Not dressed in hospital cotton, Leave it alone, Jenny. I stole the cake. Matilda, that . CHILDREN He's part Italian, you know. . MATILDA Oh, yeah. Vocal range top: D5. And that's not right! . You should read it. The scene changes to the library. Not yet, anyway. . FRECKLES THE MUSICAL, Fran Eddy, Triple Dare Productions, 2019 CATCH, Amy, Border Point Films, 2015 ALICE AND LEWIS, Alice Liddell, Behind The Door Productions, 2018 MR WORMWOOD LAVENDER ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE Is like the TARDIS: In . Eat! MR WORMWOOD MRS PHELPS Absolute silence. RUDOLPHO Loud, loud, loud, loud! Stand up and be proud! Once upon a time, the two greatest circus performers in the world an escapologist who could escape from any lock that was ever invented, and an acrobat who was so skilled it seemed as if she could actually fly fell in love, and got married. Mrs Trunchbull Matilda The Musical Quotes 13 The Musical Quotes Wicked Quotes Musical Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee . Forgotten, by everyone except, that is [She pulls her coat over her head.] I don't want green hair. My mummy says I'm a miracle, Well, Matilda Wormwood. Who wants stories? Tim Minchin, Alice is one of Matildas classmates. MATILDA hides the glue behind her back as MR WORMWOOD enters. Yes, Miss Trunchbull! MR WORMWOOD See more ideas about matilda quotes, matilda, quotes. Even if you're little, you can do a lot. Results may vary. Wise Words. BIG KIDS But I didn't . No one is as bold or tough as me. And now she's after me! You gotta be loud! Matilda Wormwood is an exception . Don't just stand there like a wet tissue. NIGEL [He throws the phone to the lackey.] Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical JR. 60-Minute Broadway Junior Version. Angrily, MISS TRUNCHBULL looks from NIGEL to MATILDA and back. As the hammer took off, did I change my grunt And do you tell them lots of stories like you do with me? It is based on the children's novel of the same name by Roald Dahl. Three judges hold up signs reading "10" as MRS WORMWOOD sits on the table. Four times two is eight. MISS HONEY Now, that is how you do it! MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO So Matilda gets her rebellious spirit and I wrote Naughty for her, using the structure of When I Grow Up. No, it's a library book! The more that you try, Wonderful. front bottom. Stand back, son! Oh, yes, she's definitely advanced! . Alice Alternate . Matilda - Musical. Back before my life had eNded, MR WORMWOOD If you always take it on the chin and wear it, That was only the first part of your punishment. Told me to watch out for the brat, though; says she's a real wart. Gender: Female. CHILDREN hop, 2-4-3! . Great, big, question-asking . The gate rolls away. "Lovely"? MISS HONEY hurries to pull the cap from NIGEL's mouth. 'Cause if you're little, you can do a lot. I'm afraid I've not been too successful in getting others to recognize your . The ESCAPOLOGIST starts to walk in from the back of the stage. If I give the crowd their money back, where is my profit?! Yes! [He dances backwards and MRS WORMWOOD follows along.]. Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical. MRS WORMWOOD and MICHAEL down sit in armchairs. Oh, very rich. Stand out from the crowd! What do you think might be the cause of this? MATILDA All the while, AMANDA's screams get louder. The vanity rises again, signifying morning. TOMMY MAN: So hilarious. Here are the best 'Matilda' quotes from the book. . Upgrade to PRO . Right. . I am off to bleach my roots . MRS WORMWOOD Matilda began life as Roald Dahl's rollicking tale of an outrageously . Yes. DOCTOR Matilda Wormwood (Alisha Weir) is a little girl with big curiosity, a sharp mind and a vivid imagination - and the worst parents in the world. As long as you enjoyed the cake. This living 'eLl. She holds the hat out to him. MR WORMWOOD MATILDA BIG KIDS But Matilda can calculate complicated figures in her head in an instant! google_color_link="000000"; A few! MATILDA All right! You can read words. They line up at the back of the stage. He's fantastic! MATILDA Are you going to tell me a story or not? The cook enters, holding an enormous chocolate cake on a tray, along with a wooden spoon. Sawyer Nunes. I shall pound you. [He laughs.] He stands up on a block. It's your fault. . Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical. Well, I'd better hang around just in case. [He finally gives up and straightens up casually.] Wot? With Alisha Weir, Emma Thompson, Lashana Lynch, Stephen Graham. It's the Trunchbull's speciality. That's not normal for a five-year-old. That's it! Come on, Bruce, be our hero. Each has important lines and solos, and some have featured dance moments as well. and the great performers would instantly oblige with the most spectacular show, just for them. Nigel . It hovers above him. MR WORMWOOD And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, Tomorrow at one? Flashbulbs go off. I've been trapped inside this (K) cage for ages, Magnus was his name. . in my opinion, this little girl should be placed in the top form with the eleven-year-olds! It is delineated into "His" and "Hers" sides.] Oliver Twist . I've got a whole house to look after! MR WORMWOOD runs over and grabs MATILDA's book. . Rudolpho is a supporting character featured in Matilda the Musical. What about the Russians? guy . [She throws the baton across the stage, does a jet to catch it, and points her finger at MISS HONEY.] This little girl needs somebody strong to fight by her side. What a pleasure to see you. She puts it down on the desk behind BRUCE. BIG KIDS MATILDA sits to the side, reading a book. If you're an escapologist, I must be an acrobat to balance that lot. And remember to be eXtremely careful. Just knock on the door. 'Cause your life as you know it is ancient history. Yes. MATILDA holds her a dramatic pose, holding the large book above her head. BIG KIDS . . . L-R: Uma Martin, Esang De Torres, Felicity Kyle Napuli. . MISS TRUNCHBULL MATILDA stands at the front of the stage as her classmates walk in and the desks rise from the ground. MRS WORMWOOD Look at these trophies. Now, look. [He stomps and crouches on the floor, pulling at his hat and making sounds of exertion. The scene unfreezes. These roles are great for good singers and movers who may be newer to the stage. MR WORMWOOD Two other dancing teams come in and join MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in the competition. No, no, no, no [ad lib. The desks descend into the ground. To fetch a pail of water. Ow! And I've told her all about you and your smarty-pants ideas. You are going to march in there and give them a piece of your mind. . MISS TRUNCHBULL ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE MISS HONEY Two, three, four. The room freezes as MISS TRUNCHBULL starts to write the word "GUILTY" on the board. That's not fair at all! MATILDA's brother, MICHAEL, lies lazily on a recliner. What?! A little less flat, a lot more heel. Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! Hide me! Words Of Wisdom. LAVENDER MISS HONEY I don't know if my nerves will make it until tomorrow. MATILDA CHILDREN and BIG KIDS run in, creating pandemonium. There's not a lot of difference in size. Search for crossword clues found in the Daily Celebrity, NY Times, Daily Mirror, Telegraph and major publications. abilities. Marquee Theatrical Productions presents. DOCTOR One hundred and fifty-five brand new luxury cars, sir. He takes it and squashes it firmly down onto his head. His do-dah. but i'm his little soldier! MATILDA celebrities! pregnant! . MR WORMWOOD grabs his suitcase and exits along with the lackey. This still, unbroken skin, To hammer throwing, life, and school Don't be pathetic! MICHAEL sits on his lap. BIG KID [TAMIKA] They say it's a cupboard in her office that she throws children into. The dumber the act, the bigger the confession. What? But she is a squib. Alice is one of Matilda's classmates. . Looks are more important than books. BIG KID [TAYLOR] . Matilda! MRS WORMWOOD puts a number on RUDOLPHO's back as though they are competing in a dancing competition. The DOCTOR and the CHILDREN sing into their stethoscopes. Very supple. She hates it when I go out. A NURSE is holding a baby, which cries. But this little girl . BIG KIDS Lily-Rose. MISS TRUNCHBULL MR WORMWOOD unwraps the blanket that the baby is swathed in. Whoa! MATILDA WEEK AT A GLANCE: February 13-February 19, 2023. Ow! And if you cry it will be (W) double. MISS TRUNCHBULL DOCTOR Whether you like it or not. You'd better hide! No "buts". He bites the cap, screaming through his teeth. . They embrace and exit out the back of the stage. Ten! MRS WORMWOOD Roald Dahl's James and the Giant Peach JR. A delightfully offbeat adaptation of the classic Roald Dahl adventure, a boy and his insect friends take an amazing journey across the ocean. MRS WORMWOOD December 19, 2022 at 3:29 p.m. EST. CHILDREN and COUPLES arrange themselves behind it. Isn't there something you can do? CHILDREN 1 This is Rudolpho! Every life is a miracle! A contract is a contract is a contract! I'm not in favor of girls getting all clever-pants, Miss Hussy. She uses them to carry on a conversation. You've made an awful error. Matilda, you are so smart. What've you done with his fingie? MRS. PHELPS: Matilda, this is . MATILDA MATILDA's classmates enter hesitantly from the front of the stage. Five times two is ten. That's the main thing. Seven times two is fourteen. The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN scurry away. You shall be destroyed. 7.1. Just one more bite and you'll've completely cooked her goose. Michael Wormwood - Male, Age: 10-15. This uncorrupted mind. Innocent victims of their story. No one's going to listen if you don't shout. Here in the library again, are we? No, it's fine. MATILDA collects her books. So you're Wormwood, are you? So, starting tomorrow, I shall bring a selection of very clever books that I think will challenge your mind. CHILDREN Yes, Miss Trunchbull, please, you can! MISS TRUNCHBULL runs in, blowing on her whistle, and chases ERIC down until he is pulled into formation by two BIG KIDS. ACROBAT [off-stage] Oh, Matilda! The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS step back, leaving AMANDA in a spotlight. No one is as handsome, strong as me. [sometimes, to be in time with the music: Well? The seed of a war in the creak of a floorboard. Is a miracle! The group sets off party poppers down the line. RUDOLPHO saunters over and holds his arm out to MISS HONEY. [He takes out a cigar and takes hold of the baby.] No, not there! MR WORMWOOD, towel wrapped about his shoulder, enters the bathroom with MICHAEL. MRS PHELPS is sitting on a block and MATILDA is standing on one, holding the two dolls. TOMMY My daddy says I'm his special little guy! He is egotistical, rude, and not very bright, not to mention a liar. And what sort of teacher would I be My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. MRS WORMWOOD Well, this isn't my room at all! Four judges in outrageous costumes sit behind it. They're always saying that, in fact. . CHILDREN 23. Someone poured a whole can of syrup onto Trunchbull's chair. Are you crying? MISS TRUNCHBULL A little less zzz, a lot more zing. . She then sniffs her way across the room, following the former path of the spotlight. MATILDA If anything, caution in these situations is sensible. Eight times two is sixteen. They performed some of the most incredible feats together anyone has ever seen. How does that sound? Matilda lies down and flicks off the light. Dad says I should watch more TV. MATILDA THE MUSICAL - ADULT CASTING GUIDELINES - CHARACTER NOTES. DOCTOR Yes. MRS PHELPS Join the StageAgent community Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, Mrs Wormwood, I want you to think very carefully. Hmm. MR WORMWOOD But this time, I've got a secret weapon. MR WORMWOOD . A little more bah-da, ba ba ba-da bom! Whee! MATILDA You'll fit it in. 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